June 2008
14 posts
Hey so ....
Tomorrow i leave to ensenada, going on the big adventure with my fam. Wont be back for like a week so not much posting is gona be going on, seeuya.
“Es mejor morir parado, que vivir incado.”
– Emiliano Zapata
Watchthefourth:
marc:
Not only is this funny and an awesome homage to both CSI and Halo, but the production quality is amazing. Way to go CollegeHumor!
Way good.
My type of funny.
im just saying hey, rite now im in a car going towards ensenada to get some fire crakers!!! mahem will be well brought out to evrybody in my path!!! its nice to finally get out of the daily routine, my sister let me borrow her labtop (hardly ever happens) and well im just ridin. so i ques you want to know a yo mama joke, here it is.
Yo mama so poor when sombody steped on the cigeratebut on the...
Hey evrybody
May 2008
30 posts
YO MAMA joke of the day
May 25 Yo mama so dumb that when the bateries died she baried them. Enjoy
Chuck Norris fact of the day
Here it is. Fact 2.- CHUCK NORRIS counted to infinity. Twice. Fact 3.- CHUCK NORRIS tears cure cancer. Too bad hes never cried. The one for yesterday and today enjoy.
YO MAMA joke of the day
Here it is. May 21 Yo mama so fat and big, youre dad needs a map to find her left but cheek. Enjoy and P.S. enfasise on the pause.
Chuck Norris fact of the day
I saw this hugde poster of chuck norris in walmart and it had 50 funny facts about him, i think im gona start putting them on one a day till theres no more. Fact 1.- When CHUCK NORRIS was born the only person that cried was the doctor, no-body slaps CHUCK NORRIS.
YO MAMA joke of the day
Sorry for the hold up, sisters b-day. Got three => May 19 Yo mama so dumb that when she threw a rock to the ground she missed. Enjoy.
Go Skateboarding Day
So the big day si coming up, and i think i might start some sort of a count down when june bigins, im going to try to post a video about it so people can get the deal fo it.
YO MAMA joke of the day
Sorry for the tardeness. I was hanging with my homies till like 8:00, we would have been out later if it wasnt for the ‘go away early from school thing’ i got out at 12. I got stuck out of my house cause nobody was there and i was reallly tired. Heres the joke for days May 14 and 15. May 14 Yo mama so ugly, they show her pictures to the tarorists to make them talk. May 15 Yo mama...
Sad, Sad, Sad...
I was there just sitting there write when my dad started waching somthing about Obama, it was sad cuase they want to take away the right to have guns in youre own household. This of course tottally sucked, i mean who doesnt want to protect themeselves? I really got pist when he went to Illinoise and said that he was all good with guns but than when he went to Florida he was all like i hate...
“The only thing man should fear, is nothing but fear itself.”
– My Thoughts
New...
Just got a new theme, and really board. Oh yeah before i forget, im gona be making this new thing were i daily put in a YO MAMA joke so that all you people following me will be able to burn people in a badass way. Hope you enjoy it homeSkillets. Seeya.
YO MAMA joke of the day
May 13 Yo mama so ugly, that the monster in the movie cloverfield was made after her. Use it wiesly.
“If a man hasn’t discovered something that he will die for, he isn’t...”
– Martin Luther King Jr.
Found Juno the movie free. Cool place too. →
Jimmy the answer to youre complaints...
thefourth: liesandties: One thats what she said to you last night is ausome, and just because you cant dig it doesnt mean im going to stop. Two i think that swag is a really gay word and that you should stop. Really youre the only person that i know that says swag. Three when we say youre not a Mexican were just kidding, sheesh you act like a chick. This is the stuff I have to...
Jimmy the answer to youre complaints...
One thats what she said to you last night is ausome, and just because you cant dig it doesnt mean im going to stop. Two i think that swag is a really gay word and that you should stop. Really youre the only person that i know that says swag. Three when we say youre not a Mexican were just kidding, sheesh you act like a chick.
Heyyaa
I just got back from practicing with Jimmy for the mothers day breakfeats. Im pretty shure were not going to have to go, but whatever. It was tight and I started to learn the song “Te Quiero Tanto” it was cool and nice to play halo!!
San Fran
So back here at T.J. and here to tell you about my time at San Fran bay. It was pretty cool hangin there with my friends, not allot of gays like evrybody says. I went to this sony center were they had niceeee audis and really cool vid -games. I also biked the Golden Gate Bridge wich was bad ass. Went ice skating and had an awome long weekend. Overall review: AUSOME!!
My Top Five TV Shows
1.- Family Guy 2.- SouthPark 3.-That 70’s Show 4.- Human Giant 5.- The Simpsons
April 2008
8 posts
My Top Five Worst things Ive ever done
1.- I lit a bird on fire. I feel really bad about it. No details, its to f&$%d up. 2.- Short story to a long one. I saw a cat and me and my friends got it into a box with a piece of fich. We were suposed to let it go and throw eggs at it but, it bit me i droped the box and it fell infron of a picups tire ( that guy had some 24fos on his car). That cat never meo’d again. 3.- I hit an...
