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YO MAMA joke of the day
May 25
Yo mama so dumb that when the bateries died she baried them.
Enjoy
vinh:
Old Bruce Lee / Old Marilyn Monroe / Old Adolf Hitler - Andrzej Dragan….ew.
this is really nasty!!!
The video itself is cool, and the song is one i really like. Hope you like it as well as i did.
Elope with me Miss Private and we’ll sail around the world
I will be your Ferdinand and you my wayward girl
How many nights of talking in hotel rooms can you take?
How many nights of limping round on pagan holidays?
Oh elope with me in private and we’ll set something ablaze
A trail for the devil to erase
San Francisco’s calling us, the Giants and Mets will play
Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
We hung about the stadium, we’ve got no place to stay
We hung about the tenderloin and tenderly you tell
About the saddest book you ever read, it always makes you cry
The statue’s crying too and well he may
I love you I’ve a drowning grip on your adoring face
I love you my responsibility has found a place
Beside you and strong warnings in the guise of gentle words
Come wave upon me from the wider family net absurd
“You’ll take care of her, I know it, you will do a better job”
Maybe, but not what she deserves
Elope with me Miss Private and we’ll drink ourselves awake
We’ll taste the coffee houses and award certificates
A privy seal to keep the feel of 1960 style
We’ll comment on the decor and we’ll help the passer by
And at dusk when work is over we’ll continue the debate
In a borrowed bedroom virginal and spare
The catcher hits for .318 and catches every day
The pitcher puts religion first and rests on holidays
He goes into cathedrals and lies prostrate on the floor
He knows the drink affects his speed he’s praying for
a doorway
Back into the life he wants and the confession of the bench
Life outside the diamond is a wrench
I wish that you were here with me to pass the dull weekend
I know it wouldn’t come to love, my heroine pretend
A lady stepping from the songs we love until this day
You’d settle for an epitaph like “Walk Away, Renee”
The sun upon the roof in winter will draw you out like
a flower
Meet you at the statue in an hour
Meet you at the statue in an hour
i got really bored the other day and so i began to draw this thing, it started of as Chubaka and ended as a casset. who knew that could be this.
Chuck Norris fact of the day
Here it is.
Fact 2.- CHUCK NORRIS counted to infinity. Twice.
Fact 3.- CHUCK NORRIS tears cure cancer. Too bad hes never cried.
The one for yesterday and today enjoy.
YO MAMA joke of the day
Here it is.
May 21
Yo mama so fat and big, youre dad needs a map to find her left but cheek.
Enjoy and P.S. enfasise on the pause.
Chuck Norris fact of the day
I saw this hugde poster of chuck norris in walmart and it had 50 funny facts about him, i think im gona start putting them on one a day till theres no more.
Fact 1.- When CHUCK NORRIS was born the only person that cried was the doctor, no-body slaps CHUCK NORRIS.
YO MAMA joke of the day
Sorry for the hold up, sisters b-day. Got three =>
May 19
Yo mama so dumb that when she threw a rock to the ground she missed.
Enjoy.
More music from my childhood, as in when i was like 3 to 6 years old, and i think you can tell i was born in L.A..
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